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10 December 2013 @ 02:33 pm
this is how i entertain myself  
porn bots are coming to skype -

[12:43:04 PM] xxprincess_brandi0895: Hello! Please add me to your Contact list.
[2:18:33 PM] Sigil: who is this?
[2:18:55 PM] xxprincess_brandi0895: i got ure name from the profile directory here on skype cuz i was bored and lookin for new people to talk to. lol
[2:19:04 PM] xxprincess_brandi0895: 25/f here u?
[2:19:30 PM] Sigil: are you a real human
[2:19:47 PM] xxprincess_brandi0895: so whatch up 2?
[2:20:05 PM] Sigil: detecing non human entity
[2:20:24 PM] xxprincess_brandi0895: i'm just looking forward to our xmas break from school, i'm still in university right now so anytime off is good ya know
[2:21:02 PM] Sigil: im waiting for you to give me the url to your webcame
[2:21:15 PM] xxprincess_brandi0895: lol, well i have an idea if ure up for a lil fun
[2:22:05 PM] Sigil: oh god please let it be a webcam
[2:22:23 PM] xxprincess_brandi0895: i was actually going to be getting to "work" here shortly. my girlfriend was working online and i kept askin her about it so she showed me what she was doing when we got back to school this fall
[2:22:34 PM] Sigil: oh yes
[2:22:35 PM] Sigil: oh yes
[2:22:39 PM] xxprincess_brandi0895: lolll i thought she was crazy at first, but its pretty cool actually. there's a huge company called scores that we work for online doing private webcam shows which sounded sketchy at first believe me but i freakin luv it!!!
[2:23:02 PM] Sigil: PLEASE TELL ME MORE
[2:23:19 PM] xxprincess_brandi0895: well what i was going to say is i have some free passes and i usually just do a private show before i get started to "warm up" lol. no one is online though so i was going to let u use one of the passes if u wanted but u have to give me a really good rating so i can get more if u do tho k?
[2:24:20 PM] Sigil: oh wow private shows, this is out of the blue. and for FREE??
[2:24:39 PM] xxprincess_brandi0895: oh i'll earn it don't u worry lol. k its http://bit.ly/1entcGY and on the left side there u should see the red button that says Accept Invite. u just click on that.
[2:24:40 PM] Sigil: i bet i only have to put in my credit card for age verification and you wont take any money out at all
[2:24:56 PM] xxprincess_brandi0895: then u just make ure own lil profile and u can cum join my private chat for the 2 of us and type to me and tell me what you want me to do
[2:25:26 PM] Sigil: this seems completely legitimate and i am glad a warm human body typed these words to me
[2:25:43 PM] xxprincess_brandi0895: ya you are going to need a credit card of sum sort... i think they might charge it like 1 dollar just to keep out the kids buttt with that special invite i sent you get 100 free credits to use when you first sign up also which is like $10 worth normally so its not that bad and i'm pretty sure it'll be the best 1 dollar you've ever spent!!!!
[2:26:13 PM] Sigil: wow, that doesnt sound free at all
[2:26:15 PM] Sigil: you lied to me
[2:26:31 PM] xxprincess_brandi0895: i'm really excited too it's goin to be so much fun. i love meeting new ppl on here, oh by the way... might wanna turn down ure speakers cuz i can get a lil loud once i get going
[2:30:05 PM] Sigil: how could you do this to me
[2:30:07 PM] Sigil: i trusted you
[2:32:20 PM] Sigil: BITCH DID YOU GO OFFLINE???
Kerstin Orion: Crafty by PhoenixFirekerstin_orion on December 10th, 2013 08:00 pm (UTC)
Omg you're hilarious.
sigilgoatsigilgoat on December 10th, 2013 08:00 pm (UTC)
im just sad no one actually saw it ;___;
=XAILA=oceandezignz on December 11th, 2013 05:18 am (UTC)
This was a thing of total beauty. ;u;
ff00ffff00ff on December 10th, 2013 09:22 pm (UTC)
When the internet finally becomes self aware these failed Turing tests are going to be like embarrassing baby photos we humans can pull out when our global mind brings some hot ET to dinner.
Zippinerzippiner on December 11th, 2013 06:18 pm (UTC)
I giggle-snorted x)